Wow

http://www.ryanpgallagher.com/post/85360628/haikus-for-a-dangerous-world

I just read this post that reads, "I just finished teaching my first class on 3-D cinematography. For the final, I gave the students the option to answer 2 extra credit questions. Here’s the second one.

'A velociraptor is coming at you on a hoverboard. In a haiku, describe how you will survive.'"

Some selected responses:

Shit Christopher Lloyd!
Back in the DeLorean!
This sequel will suck!

I use sticky web
Like Spidy and Green Goblin.
Take down that raptor.

Screaming to trees,
I’m not that good of a treat.
I have many fleas.

I would climb high
above the sharp reptile beast
and kick its face in.

Calmly explain that
he is an anachronism.
Then watch him die."

Very creative. And funny...
And random. Ha.